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Kurt Wagner ([personal profile] suchmiracles) wrote2019-08-11 08:18 pm

IC; DeerlyBeloved

deerlyBeloved: elfyourself

Guten Tag meine Damen und Herren! Are you looking for a dinner date who can juggle swords with both hands while charming your socks off in three different languages, before whisking you away to privacy as quick as you can say "can you really do that thing with your tail"? Are you wondering if the fur is hypo-allergenic and as soft as it looks? Do you just have something you desperately need to go down on your knees to confess? Well, this is your chance to get some answers (and maybe more)! Don't worry, this fanged but faithful fellow won't bite -- unless you want him to..

( kurt wagner | 40 | m | pansexual )



image credit: nick robles
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-17 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it untoward to ask about the tail thing?
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-17 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That answer alone tells me a lot.
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-17 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The sky's the limit here.
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-17 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I have quite the imagination.
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're a pretty good flirt. I feel like I shouldn't be surprised, especially after the tail thing. Is that how you and Jean-Paul got hooked up?
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-18 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm definitely going to ask about that. Why did you guys hate each other before?
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-19 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
What do you think made the difference?
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-19 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not at all surprised to hear it. That sounds familiar, actually.
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing I won't get over. How did the other two get involved?
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-20 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much exclusively, yes. Does it bother you?
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-20 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Interest and curiosity are two different things.
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I should get to know Jean-Paul's family since we're sort of related in some strange interdimensional way.

And you feel very well-rounded as a person. I can stop if it's too much. And you're welcome to return the imposition.
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[personal profile] bluesteal 2020-10-23 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a (mostly) open book. The only things I tend to avoid are alleged crimes without a formal charge attached.

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