IC; DeerlyBeloved

[suchmiracles]

deerlyBeloved: elfyourself Guten Tag meine Damen und Herren! Are you looking for a dinner date who can juggle swords with both hands while charming your socks off in three different languages, before whisking you away to privacy as quick as you can say "can you really do that thing with your tail"? Are you wondering if the fur is hypo-allergenic and as soft as it looks? Do you just have something you desperately need to go down on your knees to confess? Well, this is your chance to get some answers (and maybe more)! Don't worry, this fanged but faithful fellow won't bite -- unless you want him to..

( kurt wagner | 40 | m | pansexual )

image credit: nick robles

Comments

text; un: fern | before October

[laminae]

OH MY GLOB

THIS IS THE LAST THING I EVER WANT TO SEE

[Sorry Kurt, he's isn't quite mature enough to be able to acknowledge parental figures having a sex life as a normal thing.]

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[suchmiracles]

[ FERN NO WHY ]

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[suchmiracles]

Fern!!

why are you looking at this!

[laminae]

i didn't mean to!!!
i was just looking at stuff on my fluid and a link popped up!!

[suchmiracles]

next time resist the urge to look at things that turn up on your Fluid

believe me I don't want you to see this either 😳

un: vincent.vangogh

[bluesteal]

That is quite an outfit...

[suchmiracles]

I'm afraid I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not

[bluesteal]

If it wasn't, I'd keep it to myself. Do you really go around in that get up?

[suchmiracles]

you'd be surprised how difficult it is to find underwear that's accessible to a tail

[bluesteal]

I'm sure someone could tailor you something specific. How do you deal with it now?

[suchmiracles]

ja, but that gets expensive very quickly
and it can be tiring to have to sew holes in so many items of clothing

are you asking if I'm wearing underwear?

[bluesteal]

Well NOW I am.

[suchmiracles]

that is need-to-know information only I'm afraid

I'll have to leave it up to your imagination 😉

[bluesteal]

I think you'd be surprised how good my imagination is.

[suchmiracles]

then I think I should be flattered on behalf of my imagined self

[bluesteal]

Is it untoward to ask about the tail thing?

[suchmiracles]

that depends what you want to know about the "tail thing"

[bluesteal]

That answer alone tells me a lot.

[suchmiracles]

now I'm curious about what you want to know

[bluesteal]

The sky's the limit here.

[suchmiracles]

the answer to most of the questions I imagine you're asking is probably "yes"

[bluesteal]

I have quite the imagination.

[suchmiracles]

my answer doesn't change 😉😜

[bluesteal]

You're a pretty good flirt. I feel like I shouldn't be surprised, especially after the tail thing. Is that how you and Jean-Paul got hooked up?

[suchmiracles]

nein, that happened gradually
well, after a very memorable party in a giant bird's nest that you should definitely ask him about

we knew each other for a long time back home, but he thought I hated him. we weren't on the best of terms. here, it didn't matter so much