IC; DeerlyBeloved

deerlyBeloved: elfyourself Guten Tag meine Damen und Herren! Are you looking for a dinner date who can juggle swords with both hands while charming your socks off in three different languages, before whisking you away to privacy as quick as you can say "can you really do that thing with your tail"? Are you wondering if the fur is hypo-allergenic and as soft as it looks? Do you just have something you desperately need to go down on your knees to confess? Well, this is your chance to get some answers (and maybe more)! Don't worry, this fanged but faithful fellow won't bite -- unless you want him to..

( kurt wagner | 40 | m | pansexual )

image credit: nick robles