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[suchmiracles]

[ The contact isn't unexpected, but the photo, when it opens it, earns a good few seconds of wide-eyed staring before he closes it. And then opens it again. Just to check.

Okay, that's.. clearly not intended for him? ]

Good morning to you too.

[earps]

[ he'd be damn right in guessing that it is most definitely not for him. and was intended for the subject of the stealth photo himself to be pranked with at some point because she knows he doesn't keep those kinds of pics on his fluid anyway. ]

shit

shit shitty shit

Don't tell him I sent you that, OK?

[suchmiracles]

On my honor as an X-Man, I won't tell him

Though if it makes you feel better I think I sent him something much more embarrassing earlier

[earps]

Wait, that's a thing?

What, you two haven't leveled up to the point where you're sending super casual friend nudes yet?

[suchmiracles]

Definitely not. I get the impression that might require a long time with Frank.

[earps]

He does seem to actively tolerate you now, so that's a good sign.

[suchmiracles]

I'm honored 😊

At least it will make his bachelor party easier to plan.

[earps]

I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that less is more, right?

[ especially with that guy. ]

[suchmiracles]

Of course, though that doesn't mean we can't have some fun. 😉

[ Especially since they can't actually get to Vegas this time. ]

Does he have a favorite type of cake?

[earps]

Please do this. The man's in desperate need of a fun shot. Or several shots.

Would you believe me if I told you that's actually never come up? But I will do some very subtle sleuthing and find out.

[suchmiracles]

I think we could all use them right now.

Well, as I have already seen and definitely will not be mentioning again after this, you definitely have the ability to be sneaky..

[earps]

If you ever want to stop by the bar at some point, they're on me.

Oh, that was definitely a case of the stars aligning right. I almost never get that lucky.

[suchmiracles]

Danke. I'll trade you for some records. Anything you've been longing to hear?

[earps]

I'll take anything that screams "afternoon dance party in the living room."